IAN BLAKE: Listen to this...

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The Australian magpie is a musical marvel. This particular bird woke me at 3am one morning, so I went outside and recorded him. It's a good time to be recording as everyone else is asleep...

And now he's in my phone, and that's about as far as I've got with fiddling around with ringtones. But you might enjoy it too, so feel free...